to hell with the polls,
he said, forget hanging chad
don't know who Chad is

Total Recall, Gray
is the one where I go and
take over the world

we all want to know
is it going to happen?
(Terminator 4)

I just thought of this:
is he Danny Devito's
governor-in-law?

without Ahnuld there
who'll tell the president to
stop sucking his thumb?

who is your daddy?
the kindergarden cop is
the one who will win

Californians know
which governor is better
ours can beat up yours

vote for our Ahnuld
because he knows where you live
and he'll be pissed off

the terminator
he was bad, then he was good
hope he's still good now

he's big, he's brawny
slept with maria shriver
all i need to know!